Extended stay at grandma's house. Clearly unhappy, wishing that it was 85 degrees in his bedroom at night.
Vegas style petting zoo. With all state funding driven away from education, the arts and, of course, petting zoos, patrons are required to touch feral animals at their own risk. Apparently, Vegas doesn't have the money for goats and other child-friendly animals. It does, however, have money for roller coasters 1,200 feet off the ground.